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  Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence  starting with 'I'.

Pappu: I is

Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, 'I am.'

Pappu  : All right… I am the  ninth letter  of the alphabet.

 

  A young man comes home

Son: Dad, I just got my  driver's license  and so would like  to use the family car.

Father  replies: O.K, son. But, first, you have to  cut your hair.

Son says: But, dad,  Jesus too had long hair.                                              

Father: Yes, son, you're perfectly right.  And he walked everywhere he went.

 

Sandra : What is the name of your car?
Lara : I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Sandra : Wow man superb car that it starts with tea. My car starts with petrol.

 

Dentist : I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient : How much will it cost?
Dentist : It's Rs.1000.
Patient : One thousand for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.

 

 

 
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