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Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing?'
"What if you have an accident?"

The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. God is with us."
The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle."

 

 

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I pray for a new bicycle!"
"I pray for a new Nintendo!"
"I pray for a new VCR!"
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!

 

Postman:  I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver you This Packet

 Tinku:  Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it....

 

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Tinku.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" 60

 

 

 
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