• What has a thumb and four fingers but is not alive?

    A Glove

  • I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I ?

    A candle

  • A man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. Who is this man?

    A barber

  • What's orange and sounds like a parrot?


  • Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

    On their feet!

  • Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

    The second one!

  • How do you know the ocean is friendly?

    It waves!

  • What did Neptune say to Saturn?

    Give me a ring sometime.

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